Kings and vagabonds

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.

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via ingberry / 1 week ago / 326,701 notes / about me, accurate,

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
via mayonnaisetoffees / 4 weeks ago / 483,860 notes / about me, accurate,
intellectualfangirl:

marsdaydream:

roane72:

ficklepig:

greencarnations:

songlinwrites:

i made a pie chart about writing fanfiction instead of writing fanfiction

passive aggressively reblogs again bc it is still so very, very relevant

Some of us have to actually move our own arms and legs around during that blue part.
There might also be some audible dialogue.

I know of some folks with partners who’ve roped their partners into determining position feasibility. ;)

I may or may not relate to the above sentence. I’ll shut up now.

oh my god. 

intellectualfangirl:

marsdaydream:

roane72:

ficklepig:

greencarnations:

songlinwrites:

i made a pie chart about writing fanfiction instead of writing fanfiction

passive aggressively reblogs again bc it is still so very, very relevant

Some of us have to actually move our own arms and legs around during that blue part.

There might also be some audible dialogue.

I know of some folks with partners who’ve roped their partners into determining position feasibility. ;)

I may or may not relate to the above sentence. I’ll shut up now.

oh my god. 


(Source: mean-cannibals)

(Source: heathermorris)

via ingberry / 3 months ago / 560,759 notes / omg, lol, accurate,
If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you; But if you really make them think, they’ll hate you.
- Don Marquis (via i-am-mastermind)

misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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(Source: kaitokirishima)

via foriamsincerity / 4 months ago / 124,790 notes / this, accurate,
tastefullyoffensive:

Sports in a nutshell. [vectorbelly]

tastefullyoffensive:

Sports in a nutshell. [vectorbelly]

lavendertowns:

twas the night before christmas and all through the house

not a sound could be heard except the click of my mouse

(Source: tamagocchi)

via dustyfluorescent / 7 months ago / 285,112 notes / About me, accurate,

thetimelordpirate:

Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your belt loop catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.

(Source: salamurai)

via foriamsincerity / 7 months ago / 194,178 notes / omg, accurate,
 
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