I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition
the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes
fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”
YOU DON’T REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE A SHIP UNTIL YOU TAKE THIS DEEP AND STRANGE OFFENSE TO PEOPLE STRICTLY CLAIMING IT’S BETTER OFF PLATONIC
next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government
do you ever wake up angry about something
Ah, the internet.
Probably one of the greatest psychological experiments ever created, allowing people to reinvent society through the (almost) impenetrable power of anonymity. And since K and I usually do our damnedest to throw text-based punches against the mean-spirited, it seems only fair that we knock around the internet puritans a little bit, too. Or as it was better put:
“I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.” - Voltaire, probably. The internet fights about that, too. Is nothing sacred? You still get the idea.
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes